Monday, June 21, 2010

On the BP oil spill

"Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man's efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle."
-Sarah Palin, on Twitter

"Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent.
Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil?
Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?"


James said...

"Hey, @SarahPalinUSA, while you're praying to the pretend-y Jewish desert God to fix the Gulf, why not also try Crom?"
-Patton Oswalt, on Twitter.

neilshyminsky said...

I think that might be a bit too clever a rejoinder for her.

James said...

Without a doubt!